I HATE bill collectors.  Some of you may be too prideful to admit any bill collecters call and you know what?  I usually am too!  I want people to think I am smart and know how to manage our money.  But I am too dadgum MAD to think of anything else!  Dadgumit!  This stupid lady from IU radiology calls from a past due radiological bill from when Allan broke a rib about 2 years ago on a ski trip.  It only has about $75 bucks left and to be honest, I think he just forgets to pay it.  Well, the moron keeps calling and leaving these mean ole messages on our voicemail (you know me and the phone do NOT have a relationship!  I HATE talking on the phone)  Saying..."This is Joyce George, you HAVE to call me right now!" and hangs of the phone.  Demented freak!  **hurumpft**  Like I owe HER money!  Hogwash and picklefoot!  I accidently answered the phone and it was her...she started hollering at me and I was like who in the blue blazes is this anywho?  She is like you know very well who this is!!!!!!  And started saying when can you make a payment and pay this off type thing...I was like, uh huh, yah, uh huh...and then hollered in the background to Allan (who is not even home yet btw) "

Hiya Honey!  Supper will be ready as soon as I nook the last hotdog.  Yeah, only one left.  We have to split it 4 ways tonight.  Sorry! "

I do NOT think she was amused...she siad, quit changing the subject!  This is going on your credit!  I said you know what I think???????????????